Master of Much this is Chumba's Grand Poobah of Hair Stuff. Literally thinks he has a little Wizard on his shoulder whispering hair wisdom to him - no seriously he does, and he always has the answers to obscure hair crap questions somehow.
For fun Carl's won a couple of things. Normally he teams up with his Freak Creative Team to which he owes all of his good work to.
He spends a strange amount of time teaching and behind a Hasselblad and is responsible for the Creative work that Chumba puts out there.
Politely considered ' High Functioning', which is nice-speak for A.D.D or bipolar depending on the moon cycle.
Still has both ears intact and keeps Queen B happy most of the time, which is the important bit that makes it all work.